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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance?  Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 9:52 am |
"You put your left leg out, tap it 3 times and do a body roll" repeat the same with the right leg. REPEAT until it rains or you lose weight!!! Whatever you do...let's do it in the woods while on the hunt!!! 
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 12:41 pm
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Yup! There'd be rain because us girls would all be laughing so hard we'd be peein'! [ Post made via iPhone ] 
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 1:18 pm
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I'd wash my car but I would be afraid that my electric wheel chair might rust!  You younger guys better be careful. Us old farts might start insisting on handicapped accessible morel trails! You think that your taxes are bad now. We'll have the last laugh  Bob
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 1:30 pm
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I got some hills I could give ya a nudge down. You think those cliff faces in the mountains are rough. Try one that isn't rock and is covered in trees. If you roll just right, you could pick on the way down. But I am not dragging your @$$ to the top again!!! 
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Out spreading viagra on my morel spots.
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 2:08 pm
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I will have to remember to bring my grabber!
Bob
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 5:30 pm
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1. Go outside
2. Look for a cloud.
3. Put on a thong
4. Skip around in a figure eight singing...listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...pitter patter pitter patter
5. Go inside and get out JD
6. Have 5 shots.
7. Go to bed.
8 In the morning it will have rained.
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 5:58 pm
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If I had 5 shots of JD, I would go to sleep and miss the morel season!  Bob
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 7:46 pm
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An old fart like me would have a heart attack dancing to that!
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