A buddy of mine is a cop. He told me a couple of nights ago they got called for a domestic violence call. When he got to the house a guy was outside setting on the steps with a towel to up to his head trying to stop it from bleeding. They asked him what happened to his head and he said his girl hit him with the smoother. My buddy said what is a smoother? The guy said you know the thing that smoothes the wrinkles out of clothes! You can't make this stuff up!

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