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Post subject: How to do a rain dance?  Posted: March 21st, 2012, 11:38 pm |
Maybe i am to blame.. i have no idea how to do a rain dance . so tell me, please before its too late. how do i d a rain dance (seriously) and skulldugary, how do you do your rain dance? i know ill need a thong! come on!, lets all dance before its too late!!! please  o yeah, is there a cold front dance? 
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This topic was moved from Welcome by mjmh on March 24th, 2012, 1:48 am.
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 21st, 2012, 11:48 pm
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You'll definitely need a thong....the skimpier the better. Also look for ones in the hot pink or florescent color range, animal print thongs also work. I think you may need a Justin Beiber cd to dance to and it probably wouldn't hurt if you were at least seven foot tall. P.S. You may want to edit your post and make it all bold and large letters so Gary can actually read it. Your eyesight ain't worth a crap at his age! 
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 12:22 am
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mjmh, i think that morel necklace of yours would help with the rain dance... And compliment the thong quite well!!! [ Post made via Mobile Device ] 
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 12:59 am
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http://www.mcpasd.k12.wi.us/kms/weiss/S ... index.html. this site didn't have a thong? maybe this is why skulldugary doesn't wear a thong no more and goes all natural! So were does the Tupperware suit come in at?
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 1:11 am
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First you limp to the side like your leg is broken.... Oh wait, that 's the Humpty Dance. Nevermind.
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 6:01 am
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I dont use a thong but I dance for rain and dance when I find Shrooms!! Just let your inner spirit tell you and let it go!!
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 6:50 am
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Can't hear? what ya mean,ohhh wait what did you say?...Yep thong,knee high tube socks or fish nets and sandles(cowboy boots where applicable),large foam cowboy hat,wampum stick decorated with turkey feathers,bottle caps,tupperware lids,refridgerator magnets and a string of Christmas tree lights should do it.
Cold weather dance is done with muk-luks a full red union suit with trap door open and a coon skin cap with opposum ear flaps.
Dance may be done with any type of music but moshing to heavy metal around a bon fire works best,even a waltz will work in a pinch.
Disclaimer:not responsable for any injuries that may occur,the scaring of eldery people and small children,arrests,peoples opinion on your sanity or eccessive flatulence.
Now get out there and dance like no one is watching...
AKA.....Justapickin
"They grow where they grow.."
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Post subject: Re: How to do a rain dance? Posted: March 22nd, 2012, 7:25 am
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